Thursday, July 8, 2010
Zodiac Freestyle
Aries
Second place is for losers. I'm ready to do battle.
Strong, courageous, determined.
I WILL NOT LOSE
Me, first.
I'm sorry, I'm not able to finish.
Follow me.
Taurus
How much is this thing worth?
Do I HAVE TO get up?
I told you, I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND.
We don't need a new one, the old one works fine.
Use some common sense, why don't you?
Gemini
I need more to choose from.
No many females, so much inspiration.
Scrabble.
Lemme get that crossword puzzle.
"Girl, he runs too hot and cold."
"I'm bored."
Cancer
You want some pancakes?
Yes... I understand
No... you're not troubling me at all, I'll listen.
Yes... You can stay ONE more night
I can feel it.... that's how I know!
What? You don't like my cooking? WHO is SHE?
Leo
Where's my mirror?
Where's the Crowd?
All eyes on me.
I'm the king of rock!
I'm the queen b*&^h!
Did you get it first class?
Virgo
I can be better.
I can be perfect.
Is this gluten free?
You know what might help you?
Trust me, it's for your own good.
We're talking semantics here.
I DO NOT NAG!
Libra
Well..... that just depends.
I can see both sides.
How do I look?
Whatever YOU want...
No... YOU hang up...
Black flatters your figure...
Oh.. I was JUST thinking about you....
Scorpio
"Good Morning?" What did she mean by that?
This is just between us.
Of course..... just remember the consequences....
Like you really know what I'm thinking
I happen to like sunglasses....
I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT HIM.
Sagittarius
I need space.
NO... this is THE TRUTH.
I'll only be gone 2 weeks.
At the risk of hurting your feelings...
International texting is expensive!
Yes, with subtitles.
Hey... you wanted an honest answer.
Capricorn
I get the job done.
I work.
What time is it?
That's a well made leather jacket.
I keep telling you.... quality over quantity!
Who's the boss.
But, that would usurp my power.
Tried and True.
That's none of your business.
Aquarius
F^*k!*g sheep!!
See... your letting your emotions take over....
It's scientifically proven
I tell you that I love you every day!
Distant? How can you say that?
All power to the people.
Labels are for suckers.
Pisces
yes.. that's the truth... I think....
Can borrow 50 dollars? Thanks, when can I come get my $100?
What day is it?
Creative imagination.
Vision beyond infinity.
I don't know how I do it... it just comes to me...
let me tell you about my dream last night...
See there's this great film....
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Though I am a Capricorn I laughed at the Aquarius entry. My mars in Aquarius must be ruling me today.
ReplyDeleteExcellent post
This is bloody hilarious. On point as always.
ReplyDeleteWow, i have heard dance freestyle, Zodiac Freestyle is quite innovative and sounds refreshing.Well Cancer seems to be much giving and tough all over again and Capricorn describes my husband quite well.....He is the BOSS.....handling the business awesomely. Thanks for the share...!!
ReplyDelete@sherri,mecca and alice: thank you so much for your comments and thank you for reading.
ReplyDeleteJason - this is hilarious and brilliant!
ReplyDeletelmao scorpio
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